Dream Interpretation

Okay, now it is time to hit the blog again. I'm am an expert at dismantling any true semblance of discipline (when it comes to blogging). But as I do always say: "I'll only ever do anything only when I need to do something." Today's topic kids is dream interpretation. The past few nights have been like X-Box on crack for me. From wayward stints of sonambulism to crazy vivid dreams fit for one suffering from dementia.

Alright: I have four that I need to report on:

(1) The first dream I was a character in World of Warcraft. I had ears resembling that of a hare or a rabbit and a bow and arrow. This one is not quite so vivid. The details escape my grasp like smoke.

(2) I was a woman in this dream. I was getting ready for bed. I was in an apartment. It was shaped like a 'T'. The living room forming the base with the exit on the adjacent. With my bathroom and bedroom on top. Hopefully the T can help you visualize the layout. As I was finishing getting ready with my various toiletries and such I hear a knock on the door. It is my ex-boyfriend who comes to visit me. I allow him inside remember a feeling of uneasiness wrapping itself around my stomach. Goes to show you that these gut feelings are even accurate in the dream world. My ex attacks me and attempts to rape me. However, I refuse to play victim. Among my toiletries is a gun and I shoot him in the face. At the end of the dream I realize that I am no anonymous woman but rather Demi Moore and my boyfriend is, you guessed it, Bruce Willis.

(3) This one was equally strange. I am also a woman in this dream this time with blond hair. I am a secret agent for some special ops agency of the CIA I'm assuming. I am on the run, a fugitive perhaps, but running from one particular person. A man. He chases me and hunts me down to my current residence and attempts to kill me. But Ice-T is in my living room and shoots the man to defend me. I come to realize that I am the blond actress that plays a lawyer on Law and Order. Ice-T being my co-star in the drama. We leave my house and hot-wire our neighbor's car and drive away. Our destination, O'Hare airport.

So yeah...there it is.